This incels.is thread shared by Steve is so good that I thought I’d post it here in full. It certainly needs preserving. I recognize every type described and you probably will too. Note that it includes the paedocrite type to (which the incel OP calls “pedocuck”) AND calls out the clueless Eivind Berge style “MAP”.
Forms of Agecuckery
There are various degrees of agecuckery that an NPC can exhibit. These different forms of agecuckery can stem from the host culture of the agecuck or from the desire to save face and blame some other group. Let’s look at some agecuck archetypes, some are more common than others.
The Generic Citizen
This type of agecuck is quite common nowadays and could be considered a “moderate” by the decadent standards of today. They are usually men, and their favorite catchphrase is “As long as they’re both over 18” or “As long as they’re both consenting adults, I see nothing wrong with it.” These types of agecucks may condemn the more radical forms of agecuckery (that i will explain below) but use their “muh 18” as a shield from criticism.
“See i’m following jewish social constructs like a good goy, can i have some roastbeef with extra fish sauce for dinner, mommy?”
Agecuck Pro
Usually a foid with a strict binary “victim and oppressor” worldview. She is the type who goes after 30-year-old celebrities for dating foids who are 18 and above, slandering them as “creepy” or, in some cases, outright accusing them of muh pedophilia. This foid operates from jealousy but likes to paint herself as a protector of inexperienced young foids. The foid is very worried about the fact that she is an old roastie who has hit the wall already and copes and seethes about it daily. Does her makeup to hide the wrinkles on her face and shaves his blown out c**t daily in an attempt to give it a more smooth and jb feel.
Agecuck Pro Max
This type of agecuck will consider even the smallest age gaps as problematic. They will condemn 19-year-olds who have talked to a 16-year-old online as “muh pedo groomers.” These types of agecucks are often zoomers or even “minors” themselves. Just like every other agecuck, they operate out of jealousy and a sadistic desire to ruin the lives of other people. Usually caught up with some normie drama on Shitter or Soytube. Might make boring waste of gigabites videos with some goy video game footage in the background complaining about the most nothingburger crap ever.
The Victim
Probably a tattooed, dyed hair shitter toilet with mental illnesses, picked a bad man in her teens and now thinks all “moids” are bad because of that. Might possibly start the conversation as a minor with a man with the purpose of playing the victim later in her mind. This is what happened to EDP445 the second time when he was accused of muh grooming. Basically these Jezebels use vulnerable men as props to be later disgarded and be sent to jail.
“I voluntarily talked to a 19 year old normie when i was 15, now that i have a chadlite normie bf, i realized that i was groomed! Please feel bad for me!”
The Full-On Sadist
No subtlety left. Openly fantasizes about guillotines, flamethrowers, and woodchippers for anyone who dares admit to finding a 17-years and 365 days old slut attractive. Shuts any discussion about biology down in a second. Won’t hear anyone out. Can’t even define the words he is using. He likes posting images of bullets with a caption “cure for pedophilia” on things that aren’t even pediephilia. Psychopathic virtue signaling and purity spiraling. If they could press a button to erase every man who’s ever glanced at a jb’s TikTok, they’d mash it until their thumbs bled.
Braindead Agecuck
This type of person doesn’t understand anything. He thinks the law is God. He thinks that having sex with a 16-year-old is pedophilia if it happens in one state but not when it happens in another place. He will check the age of consent before admitting attraction.
Half-Aware Agecuck
This type of agecuck will be almost exclusively male and relatively blackpilled and aware, but still ultimately rejects nature because he succumbs to the flawed view that there should be some kind of magic number that decides if someone is an innocent angel or a fully capable adult. These types will ponder the question of what the AoC should be instead of arriving at the natural conclusion that there shouldn’t be one and that puberty should classify someone as an adult (thus making it unique for each individual). Extra soy variants of this type will claim that 16 is prime or the lowest, they would go.
Redditor Freak
300-lb gooner who’s edged to every depraved category imaginable: scat, horses, loli hentai (but the elf is 500 years old so it’s fine), consensual snuff, vore, troons, inflation — you name it, but draws the line at a totally normal, monogamous, traditional 1860s marriage with a 16-year-old farm wife? Instant moral panic. “That’s literally grooming!!” The ultimate hypocritical coomer. Frequents the the “Incel Tears” reddit page and comments “Yikes! These inkwells are defending pediefeelia!, They can’t get laid because of their personality. “, if you check his post history, the first think you see is some genuine pukefuel.
The Pedocuck
Accuses everyone of being muh pedo to hide the fact that he himself is one. Goes after people who like 16-year-olds but fantasizes about 6-year-olds. Might be a self-appointed “pedo hunter”; in the end, he will wind up in jail himself.
the MAP clown
He is the reverse image of the hiding pedocuck, but equally as degenerate. He is a open pedo (probably a gay one) who wants to lump normal attraction to teens in with his attraction to prepubescent children (the same way regular agecucks do) to soften the blow and to make pedophilia appear as more common than it actually is. He believes in man-made arbitrary numbers and uses the term minor as if it has any biological basis. Unfortunately, due to the increasing prevelance of agecuck insanity many non-pedophile anti-agecucks might subscribe to the MAP worldview if not presented with the real truths. He ultimately muddies the waters and gives agecucks more power.
Anti-Trump Cuck
Orange-man-bad rage machine. “Trump is Epstein’s best friend!! Ignores the democrats in the files.
Will call conservacuck men “creepy” for wanting virgin foids.
Conspiracy Nutter
Sees global child-harvesting cabals in every pizza shop and island resort, but puberty is somehow the one sacred cutoff the matrix respects. Thinks everything is a conspiracy, except the laws that feminists passed when they seized power. “Epstein didn’t kill himself, but 17 is still a literal child forever!!” The redpill ends where biology begins.
Trad Agecuck
Boomer “family values” LARP who worships muh 18 like it’s scripture. “Back in my day we married at 18 after Vietnam!!” but has a meltdown if a 23-year-old dates a busty 16-year-old cheerleader. Tradition apparently froze in 1985 statute books. Ignores the fact that teens and even children got married in the bible. He likes to whine about Muhammad for being muh pedo, ignores the fact that Yahweh impregnated Mary in her prime.
Philia Expert
Armchair taxonomy autist. “Actually, hebephilia (11–14) is a distinct paraphilia, ephebophilia (15–19) is within normal variance, only <11 is true pedophilia”Doesn’t understand that men are naturally supposed to be attracted to fertile teens and that these other dumb labels are unscientific nonsense invented by one man. Proudly identifies himself with a man-made word, thinks he is special for finding 14 year old foids attractive, doesn’t understand that it’s basic biology. He thinks that men are attracted to numbers as opposed to female bodies with sexual characteristics optimal for breeding. Makes himself look like a fool and agecucks will still label him a le heckin evil pedo regardless.
Jealous Parent
The ultimate seethe factory. Usually a mid-40s dad or mom whose own teenage daughter is hitting peak SMV while they rot in the wall. Freaks out over any guy within 10 miles who glances at her or her friends: “He’s a predator!! Lock him up!!” Operates from pure possessive jealousy—can’t stand the idea of some normie experiencing what they peaked on decades ago. Projects hard: “No boy is good enough for my little princess!!” while ignoring that “princess” is already DMing grown niggers pictures of her tits, sucking off Chads from school and doing drugs. Nuclear family cope turned into agecuck rage.
This is a truly awesome little essay and AF is giving it the attention it deserves by devoting an entire article here about it.
I know I’m always trying to be optimistic, but this is kryptonite to age cucks.
Now we have an accurate, comprehensive yet concise taxonomy that can be used to respond to age cucks. You can literally direct them to somewhere that shows what kind of age cuck they are. It’s saying:
1) We know you. We can read you like a book-betcha didn’t see that coming LOL!
and
2) You’re not special. You conform to a type.
Of course there’ll still be many people who won’t be fazed. However, I’m sure a lot of others will be embarrassed enough to at least tone it down.
This article and the observations found within it need to be distributed and made use of far and wide.
I have previously stated that in my opinion, thuggish attacks by vigilantes will sooner or later begin to tarnish the image of paedo hunters, and by extension the whole age cuck/ paedohysteria juggernaut, by associating it with stupid/ bad/ mentally ill people. This article also makes a solid contribution towards that perception.
Nice graphic too BTW!
This is great reading, not easy because of the slang terms but right on the money. Only thing I don’t like is the “nigger” word. Eg under “Braindead Agecuck” I read:
“This type of agecuck is probably a nigger”.
AF: maybe you could erase that?
Thanks for pointing that out and yes I removed it. He may be have been using the term in a more broader sense than black people as a lot of young people do, but if not, then it’s the only thing he gets wrong as we know that “brain dead age cucks” are found everywhere.
Reading it again, it’s hard to believe that the writer is not familiar with this site. I would even suspect it might be Anon69, although I doubt he would write the bit about the anti-Trump age cuck, nor the N word.
I am not whoever that is. The anti-trump agecuck is just an archetype i have noticed when browsing american social media. It was too iconic to not point out. I myself am not a Trump supporter and not even american, for that matter.
I guess the post may have been made by Oogenhand himself – the creator of the age cuck meme.
Hello
I am the guy who made the original post on the forum, as well as an avid reader of your blog.
I am honored that you shared my post on yoir website. I’m glad to know that there are other people who can see through the insanity. If you have any questions or suggestions, feel free to ask me.
We’re honored to have you here and it’s great to know you are indeed a reader of this blog!
I’m sure the regular commentators have questions for you. One suggestion I have for an addition to the age cuck taxonomy is the “incel age cuck”. I know those minority of incels who stubbornly and irrationally remain age cucks are usually covered by one or more of the categories you listed, but I feel that maybe they deserve their own special categorization and place in hell!
If it is possible to contact you somehow, i could rework the text to remove the obscenities and slang terms to make it more presentable and refined for your website.
Personally, I didn’t have any trouble with the slang. If you want to rework or extend it you could post it as a comment and I’ll either repost it in its new form or I could post it as a second version (another article). It’s so good and a genius idea that I don’t mind posting another article on it.
The YouTube channel UnHerd recently uploaded a video titled “Michael Tracey: In defence of Prince Andrew” that you might like to watch and respond to.
Ah. Feels good to return here after so long. Last time was… 2018? So much happened since then. Worst part is these people have created a chilling effect on so many. I have been cancelled, repeatedly, online, for merely stating that most countries have ages of consent below 18. At this point I don’t even bother discussing the topic because I find most of society is just too brainwashed.
Ironically the conspiracy theorists can’t even imagined the possibility of higher ages of consent benefiting human traffickers by creating an unnatural prohibition the wealthy and powerful will seek to bypass.
Biology, not ideology, should be dictating the law. But even saying that gets one cancelled.
The landscape is bleak. I just hope to see the day when all the psychopaths who tried to ruin my life for just telling the truth end up being on the other side of the Overton Window.
Welcome back! Hope you stick around. It’s great that old readers are returning and that more people are leaving comments.
Is the age cuck predator hunter scumbag Vitaly Zdorovetskiy back? Looks like he teamed up with this Clavicular guy, Whoremaxxer mentioned a couple of times. FYI Clavicular is 19 or 20 years old, and has a 17-year-old girlfriend. What a pedocrite. Lucky that Florida has “Romeo and Juliett” laws, and he doesn’t reside in California.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT-VANTMhnE
“Clavicular & Vitaly Arrest the CRAZIEST Child Predator..”
Vitaly was exported to Russia in January, and wormed his way back to holy agecuck Mecca known as Florida, his natural habitat. Clavicular is a stupid young pop star who got lucky from his grifting, there are literally thousands of pretty boys online. He’s also a hypocrite and a disgrace because right after his own unjust age crime (fake id), he goes after another man for an unjust age crime. Typical grifter with no integrity.
I want to live in abundance. The feminists in charge want men to live in scarcity, increasingly on pain of death. I don’t accept that quietly, so I am here, along with the rest of us. This comment by ANTAGONIST is excellent.
Richard Hanania interviewed a Quilette journalist named Zoe who would be classified as “Agecuck Pro” but using “creepy” instead of “pedo” as her shaming word of choice.
She claimed she wasn’t a victim when she committed feminist child sexual abuse against herself as a teenager with older men. However, she then took every opportunity to take a shit on all older men who express sexual interest in teen girls, while saying she was just an exception – strong and independent and mature and different from the other girls, obviously. The approach of attempting to use a “cool woman” to defend men’s sexual freedom is just so fucking stupid.
By the way, I love this classification system. I’m going to return to this page to classify notable agecucks, similar to how we chronicle the more free past on the other page.
I’d like to point out a couple of items that, to me, have a common theme. First, there’s this link from Eivind’s blog-https://www.richardhanania.com/p/why-low-human-capital-obsesses-over .
This is an interesting article, and AF will be pleased to know he uses the word “paedohysteria”. Anyway, it links to to this-
https://x.com/mtracey/status/2023844917211250862 . Comic Book Dave (never heard of him before) won’t debate with Michael Tracy, even though he wants to kill him, it seems.
The lack of debate alone indicates a weak case. Similarly, this fellow-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXspTleOiEk-could easily have satirized Michael Tracey as the go-to pro-Epstein shill, but no, he makes up an imaginary character for that purpose.
It’s as if these paedocrites don’t want to take on Michael Tracey, or indeed anyone who is too factual or logical.