The following is an excerpt from a play I'm writing based loosely on the tactical genius and possible future of the man behind 'Human-Stupidity.com'. This is a sketch of the final scene..
The year is 2035, the location a rat infested over-crowded Brazillian prison cell. Human-Stupidity (HS) has been arrested after being caught looking at a 20 year old woman in the street. A child protection law had been recently passed, based on a directive of the North and South American Union, that made it a criminal offence for a man to look at a female under 21 in public for more than 0.33 seconds. Caught red-handed by facial recognition security cameras as HS glanced too long at a young lady as she sauntered along the road wearing nothing but a see-through g-string (the must wear fashion for young women in 2035), there seems little hope for him. HS sits down in his prison cell, awaiting his fate, as his fellow cell mates prepare to greet him...
Huge Thug : 'well, well, well...what have we got here then? Another nonce for us to play with. The guard told us what you're in here for bitch....looking at a 20 year old kid in the street....you disgusting pedo bastard. Now take off your trousers and take it like a little girl. If you don't scream we'll only rape you 5 times each before we skin you alive.'
Human-Stupidity (speaking with a voice that can only be described as half-way between Stephen Hawking and that of a Dalek on acid) :
Does not compute. Does not compute. 20 year old women are not children. Feminist abuse of language. Does not compute. Does not compute. Illogical. Human stupidity. Human stupidity.'
Huge Thug : 'WTF???'
2nd Huge Thug : 'Hey, wait a moment Carlos. Maybe he's got a point. Are 20 year old women really children these days? I remember when it was still legal to even fap off to 18 year olds....are you saying you've never had a boner for a 20 year old slut?'
Huge Thug : 'Are you calling me a nonce or something?'
2nd Huge Thug : 'Nah, I'm just saying that I don't think he's a real pedo. These laws the feminazis are coming out with are insane. Let's be honest. Who hasn't looked at a 20 year old at least once in their lives?'
Human-Stupidity : 'That is correct. Despite you clearly posessing African genes, which have been scientifically proven to be intellectually inferior, I must observe your logic is valid. I am an ephebophile not a paedophile. You can check Wikipedia for confirmation. A paedophile is a pervert who finds pre-pubescent children attractive. An ephobophile is a pervert who finds adolescents aged 13 - 21 attractive. I am an ephebophile not a paedophile. Feminist abuse of language. Illogical. Irrrational. Human stupidity. Human stupidity.'
Huge Thug : 'So you are a fucking nonce?'
2nd Huge Thug (to HS) : 'And who you calling intellectually inferior you fucking racist nonce?'
Huge Thug : 'Now lets just rape this bitch. Trousers down you fucking paedo....errm...ephebophebophile or whatever.. nonce'.
Human-Stupidity : 'Feminst abuse of language. Illogical. The correct terminology is unwanted foreign penis entry of my anus. Only women can be raped. Abuse of language. Check Eivind Berge. Only women are sexual resources. You cannot rape me. Illogical. Irrational. Human stupidity.'
Huge Thug : 'What the fuck??? I'm not raping the bitch if he's going to enjoy it. Let's just skin the freak.'
Huge Thug takes out a massive knife and towers over HS ominously...
3rd Huge Thug (holding a smuggled in iPad generation 25) : 'Hey, hold on a moment guys. I was checking out this Eivind Berge. He talks some sense. He says that all these pedo laws are just sex hating feminists denying men quality pussy. And he hates the pigs! (all three thugs spit on the ground in unison). And then there's another one, called 'the antifeminist'. He reckons that feminists are just jealous bitter hags out to control the pussy market - he says these evil cunts are raping us all.' (looking at Human-Stupidity with new found respect) 'I think we should leave this guy alone. These MRAs talk sense. Here we are in prison, after a life of thuggery and violence against our fellow men, and now we're going to slice up a guy just for looking at a 20 year old when we all know that we would love to bang 20 year olds. It's the feminist cunts who are making us do this to him - they're the enemy, not him!'
Huge Thug dropping his knife to the floor - 'you're right. Real men don't lie about their sexuality or kill other men for being honest. He's our brother. Why are thousands of men in this rat infested hell hole fighting each other like dogs, while women never go to prison? Why were we even thinking of killing a brother for looking at a 20 year old slut, when women walk free for having sex with 13 year old boys? Let's become brothers. Let's become men's rights activists and let's dedicate our lives the moment we are free to fighting the feminist cunts who are raping us'.
All the dozens of prisoners in the overcrowded cell start to cheer and now salute Human-Stupidty as a hero. After a few moments, they fall into a hushed silence, waiting for him to deliver a speech that will spark a revolution, overthrow feminism, and save the lives of millions of men who would otherwise perish in a sexual holocaust. This is Human-Stupidity's chance to change history. Will he seize the moment and deliver...?
Human-Stupidity : 'Illogical. Irrational. You are fellow ephebophiles but you are illogical, irrational. Does not compute. Your negro impoverished brains are illogical. The Anti-Feminist is illogical. Does not compute. Feminists cannot rape men. Abuse of language. Does not compute. Women are sexual resouces. They cannot abuse boys. Feminists are not rapists because women cannot rape men. The anti-feminist is illogical, irrational. Sex with children is harmless. It is scientifically proven. This is the meme that will destroy feminism. The Antifeminist does not accept this. He is irrational, illogical. Human stupidity. Does not compute. Men are the real problem. Jack says men are the real problem. You get more pussy than us. You are the real problem. I want to kill you. Jack is logical. The Antifeminist is illogical. Does not compute. Does not compute.'
Sparks start to fly out of Human-Stupidty's head.
All the thugs : 'WTF??!! Lets skin the fucking nonce!!!'
Huge thug picks up the knife and starts to cut into Human-Stupidity's arm. Instead of blood, the thugs are horrified to see electronic circuitry. Sparks fly out of the exposed metal in his arm. The thugs start screaming in terror..
All the thugs : 'Agghhhhhhh...(beating on the cell walls in a desperate attempt to get the attention of the guards)...lets us out of here, let us out of here in God's name!'
Human-Stupidity : 'Illogical. Irrational ceasing of stated goal - to skin me alive. Irrational. Does not compute. Does not compute. Human stupidity. Human stupidity.'
Human-Stupidity's head explodes in a fireball of electronic circuitry non-computing overload...